On Basic Bitches.

 

Watch out world, there’s a not-so-new kind of girl- one that is both basic and bitchy; and it looks like she’s here to stay a while. Are you an aspiring ‘Basic Bitch?’ Or, if you’re already on your way, are you wondering if you’re there yet and need a few tangible checkpoints? Look no further. This list is the end-all to any and all of your basic questions. 

If you love, actively participate in, or have been guilty of 15 or more of the following things on this ‘Basic’ A-Z list, chances are, you’re a Basic Bitch- just like me. Congratulations!

 

’50 Shades of Grey’

80s Movies

Anything Artisan

Anything Leopard Print

Artsy Pictures

Bar Method

Being In A Relationship

Being On Fleek

Being Single

Being Thirsty

Being Too Hungover At Class/Work to Function

Bike Rides

Bleached Hair

Blogging

Book Clubs

Booties

Bottle Service

Brunch

Burgers

Calling Wine ‘Vino’

Captioning IG Pics with Song Lyrics

Cats

Checking FB On Your Phone When You Already Have it Pulled Up On Your PC

Chips & Guac

Christmas Gift Exchanges

Coffee

Cranberry Vodkas

Creating Future ‘Wedding Boards’ on Pinterest

Crop Tops

Cupcakes

David Yurman

Day Drinking

Detoxing

Dinner Parties

Dogs

Donuts

Drunkenly Becoming Besties with Girls in Bathrooms

Eyebrow Waxing, Threading, & Dying

Face Contouring

Fall

Falling In Love

Fedoras

Feeling Like The World Hates You

Filters

Flannels

Food Documentation

Food Trucks

Frequenting Dog Parks When You Have No Dog

Fresh Pressed Juice

Friendsgiving

Froyo

Getting Engaged

Getting Married

Going Up On A Tuesday

Guys With Man Buns

Guys With Facial Hair

Guys with Tats

Grocery Shopping at Whole Foods/Trader Joe’s/Central Market

Group Texting

Heartbreak

Heated Debates About Which SATC Characters You & Your Friends Are

High-Waisted Jean Shorts

Home Decorating

Iced Green Tea

Infiniti Scarves

Inspirational Quotes

Keeping Up With the Kardashians

Kendra Scott

Leather Leggings

Midi Rings

Mimosas

Mini Bundt Cakes

Music Festivals

Never Seriously Considering Dating Anyone Who Doesn’t Have An iPhone

Nude Lips

Ombres

OOTD/OOTN Pics

Oversized Sweaters

Overuse of Emoji’s

Oxygen

Parks

Passive Aggressively Texting Your Ex

Pilates

Pinterest

Pizza

Planning A Future Wedding With A Guy You Just Met

Pretending Like You’re Not Into The Guy Who’s Into You

Pretending Like You’re Taylor Swift

Rainy Days

Ranting About Your Ex’s New GF

Red Lipstick

Rollerblading

Rompers

Saying You’re Going To Start Eating Healthier

Saying You’re Going To Start Working Out

Selfies

Self-Help Articles

Sex And The City

Simultaneously Posting On Your IG & Twitter

Singing Girl Power Songs in the Car

Shellac Manicures

Showing Up to Work or Class Smelling Like the Bar You Went to the Night Before

Snapchat

Spin-Offs of an Already Ongoing Group Text

Spring

Stalking A Guy You Just Met On Every Social Media Platform Available

Starbucks

Succulents

Summer

Sunglasses

Sunny Days

Talking About How Much You Want To Travel

Talking About The Aforementioned Guy That’s Into You

Talking to Anyone Who Will Listen About What You Ate On Any Given Day

Tailgating

Taylor Swift

Telling Off A Stranger Because You Had Too Many Cranberry Vodkas

Telling Your Friends You Are NOT Looking to Date

The Bachelor

The Bachelorette

The Color Scheme White & Camel

Tory Burch

Uggs

Use of Hashtags

Use of the Phrase ‘This Girl’ or ‘This Guy’

Waking Up & Having No Idea What Happened The Night Before

Wine & Cheese Boards

Winter

Workout Clothes

Yoga

 




I'm only kidding. You know that, right?


Main Takeaways:


The fact that you're a little quirky, are really amazing at life, and have a stellar sense of style doesn't make you a Basic Bitch.


You're exceptionally far from the usual.


xo.